My pops has always been a gun enthusiast and because of this, I’ve also been a big supporter of the 2nd Amendment. When I was a kid, we’d shoot riffles near our cabin in the mountains and when I was 16, I shot his 22 revolver at the range. I grew up knowing the dangers of guns and the proper ways to use them. But back then, I didn’t know that guys used them to pick up chicks; namely me.
I’ve been with a few guys that owned guns, but they were all registered with the state, and legal. #33’s was not. Mainly because he wasn’t allowed to have a gun in his possession. He’d been convicted of a crime and sent to jail. Twice.
Now, I’m not a gangster bitch by any stretch of the imagination. Even with jumping on the back of stranger’s motorcycles, I consider myself pretty tame. I mean, I like fucking cops, but I wouldn’t want to be handcuffed by one while fully dressed.
#33 didn’t seem to care that he’d spent some time behind bars. He told me about his time in the slammer on our second date. I appreciated his openness and a part of me wanted to save him. The part of me that didn’t mind his dick was the size of a straw. Obviously he needed a better influence. I didn’t even drink and drive let alone snort hundreds of dollars worth of coke up my nose. But it was not meant to be.
One night he was going down on me and in between orgasms, asked me to pretend he was a chick. Right then, I knew that our time together had come to a close. If I wanted to be eaten out by a woman, I’d have one between my legs. Alas, I didn’t. I’m not sure where he got that line, maybe in jail, getting a blow-job. “Pretend I’m a chick.” It makes sense.
I suppose every woman has a “bad boy” experience. I’m older now and usually if I’m dating someone who challenges the law, it’s probably just driving with a bit of weed. And even then, he’s probably got a medical marajuana card. As much as I like to watch prison shows, I don’t’ want to date a felon.
Moral of the story, my standards aren’t always that high, but I like my conquests to have the ability to vote.